Spoonker

A person who holds up a spoon and dramtically points it at things. (Tiny spoons are preffered but you can use any spoon.) The person is in most cases mentally ill.

"Tf why is Penelope dramatically pointing a spoon at that dog?"

"Oh don't worry he is a spoonker."

by lxvander forgot her password July 19, 2021

sponkyard

a persons personal business

get out my sponkyard u bith ath hoe

by a c November 8, 2004

Spoony Dave

When someone reaches a non sober state and starts acting in a bizarre and odd fashion. Their facial expressions are in some way retarded and their communicative skills have deteriorated beyond recognition. They are normally smart, friendly people who let out their spastic personality hidden within.

Someone is wearing a vampire mask making weird and animal like noises for no particular reason.
One of his friends will then comment saying "look its Spoony Dave."

by stefan12345 January 5, 2009

Spooky Dookie

When you wipe your booty after pooping and there is nothing on the toilet paper.

I just took a spooky dookie. The poop disappeared but left its stink.

by MissLibbyAnn February 9, 2017

spooky kid

A term of abuse, sometimes used by goths.

Someone who aspires to be a goth, but is more concerned with being a goth on the outside than on the inside.

From Marilyn Manson's old band name, Marilyn Manson and the Spooky Kids.

He isn't a goth, he's a spooky kid.

by otherguy November 10, 2004

The Spoony One

The best reviewer of anything, like Yor he's the man . Trust him in all things, save his opinions on wolverines , his opinions on movies about said wolverines are correct though, So grab your rat named Blob ,and help me cut the choice meats before you head off in search of this great bard and always beware of FMQ !

Ye who wishes to hear the gospel search in the land of google or the dreaded demesnes of MSN for the spoony experiment there ye shall find The Spoony One

by Jaycene May 4, 2009

Spooky scary skeleton

They send shivers down your spine

Spooky scary skeletons are really all the same,

by Goats ‘n Goats October 3, 2018