Smoggleflog

An exclamation of happiness after correctly yeeting

( Yeets potato into McDonald’s) smoggleflog! I did it

by Imafailure July 26, 2019

Snogging Scale

The scale used in the Louise Rennison series staring Georgia Nicolson. Its used so that parents cannot understand what their child (usually a teenage girl) is telling their freinds about their resent date with that hottie.

The Snogging Scale:

1/2. Sticky Eyes
1. Holding Hands
2. Arm Round
3. Goodnight Kiss
4. Kiss Lasing Over 3 Minutes, Without a Break
4 & 1/2. Hand Snogging
5. Open Mouth Kissing
6. Tongues
6 & 1/2. Ear Snogging
6 & 3/4. Neck Nuzzling
7. Upper Body Fondling - Outdoors
8. Upper Body Fondling - Indoors (In Bed)
9. BWA - Below Waist Activity
10. The Full Monty

1. " So how did your date go last night?"

(Sat In Living Room With Parents Evedropping So She Uses The Snogging Scale)" It was double cool with knobs. He was sooo cool we did number 5 with a touch of 6!"

"Oo-er"

2. (Extract from the book)

"Me and Jas were sat painting our nails on the couch when the newsreader said "And tonight the priminister has reached number 10." And we had a laughing spaz to end all laughing spazes."

by xXx Slut xXx October 18, 2008

Soggy Charlie

Yet another euphamism for faeces (British origin). Sometimes shortened to Soggy Chaz or The Prince (after Prince Charles).

I ate a nasty curry last night and now i need to go and see Soggy Charlie.

Man, I'm just going to send a nasty Soggy Charlie off to the sea.

That Soggy Charlie was rank - it smelt like sileage.

by Bob the Stoat September 4, 2007

soggy sausage

male version of wet fish. Were their partner does all the work during sex an the dude just lyes there doing nothing.

jimmy "how was last night with John"
Emma "it was awful again"
Jimmy "aww why was it the sex ?"
Emma "yeahh he just lyed there again"
Jimmy " that dude is such a soggy sausage"

by xkatherinex September 13, 2010

Soggy Log

A sexual act where a person drowns their partner, resuscitates them, then defecates on their chest.

I hooked up with this crazy chick last night. She gave me a Soggy Log in a kiddy pool.

by Bachmo December 17, 2016

Soggy Batcave

When you blow a load in a chicks ass, therefore she reveives a "Soggy Batcave".

Yo Torg, I totally just fucking blew the hugest nut in some ratchet's ass hole.

Ohh word man you totally gave her a Soggy Batcave!! Crunnnccchhhyyy

by Greymoo June 6, 2013

soggy bottom boat

The grotesque act involving two or more individuals in which one or more of these individuals lay beneath a glass table(any transparent surface) so that they can view the person remaining in this equation from underneath as they take a shit on the table.

Boy, I surely cannot wait for Robby to get here. He is gonna shit when he realizes what he was in for when he agreed to be captain of the soggy bottom boat.

by BuryBallz October 10, 2017