Some
geek dude who is actually quite cool because he can shoot web out of his wrists without bleeding to death and wears a blue and red costume. Has a gay flash animation dance on the
internet and looks for Mary Jane when it rains.
He'
s slightly cooler than Chuck Norris because he can swing around buildings without hitting them and dying in a gory mess.
But like all the other superheroes, he pales in comparison to Batman since Batman can throw a Batarang and still save the
day.
Spiderman is cool because he can
fight Chuck Norris
"My Spider sense is tingling! It's raining and Mary Jane's T-
shirt is getting
wet and see-through!"
"I'm not gay, no no way, but watching me dance will make you gay."