From Lewis Black, it's the kind of saying that has no conceivable logical explanation and can cause your head to explode if you think about it for any significant amount of time.
"Right, New Jersey is a great place to live. And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."
by You're with me, leather April 14, 2007
Get the If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in collegemug. No one knows what this phrase means. Comedian Lewis Black said this in a bit but he doesn't know what it means either.
by Thycid March 20, 2005
Get the if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in collegemug. In a bit by Lewis black he overheard one girl say this to another. He went on to say that this is the type of nonsensical utterance that if you think about it too long you will develop an aneurysm and your head will explode. In fact, in many places trading a horse for a year of college is acceptable. Horses can be sold for $10s of thousands of dollars.
by nombre falso February 23, 2010
Get the if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in collegemug. by Disarae January 7, 2023
Get the spent bitchmug. by Rae Rae October 19, 2015
Get the spent fartmug. 
When you have been having sex for hours and hours, your stomach muscles are sore because you have had so many intense orgasms. Andyou just dont have another one left in you. Your SPENT!
by 1 Wild 1 4 U September 6, 2019
Get the Spentmug.