green speedball

A large joint and a Limeade Mountain Dew® Kickstart™

Start your day with a green speedball for a productive burst of energy.

The green speedball is the productive stoner's answer to hating coffee.

Built for people with a relatively tame substance-abuse pattern, the green speedball will nevertheless test it.

by Auloi November 30, 2016

pigeon speedball

A mixer of Neurosleep and pre-workout designed for those abstaining from drugs and alcohol.

Get that missionary a pigeon speedball, we will go HAM.

by Dudda121asdfsadf April 11, 2019

Frisco Speedball

a mixture of cocaine, heroin, and LSD. a variation on the classic speedball, which is simply a mixture of cocaine and heroin for intravenous injection. taken from the idea that LSD was first widely popular in the Haight-Ashbury section of San Francisco in the 1960's.

I really don't think anybody does Frisco Speedballs anymore, and that's just sad.

by mcGherk July 30, 2006

Yuppie speedball

Two beers and a coffee - typically consumed by yuppies at lunch on a workday.

"It's Dog-fucking Friday, let's go do a few yuppie speedballs."

by Cockulon 3000 February 24, 2005

Hippy Speedball

To drink coffee while smoking weed, preferable in blunt form.

Maaaaaan, I woke up this morning and totally had myself a Hippy Speedball.... yeaaaah maaaaaann..

by the duuuude June 18, 2012

Appalachian Speedball

The combination of weed in any of its many forms (joint, a bowl, blunt, a really nice one-hit behind a dumpster, etc) with a strong coffee drink, such as a 4-shot iced americano. It's important for both to be administered within fifteen minutes of each other. Many people also refer to this as "morning routine".

At my place of work, I need to be able to talk to a lot of people and not want them all dead on a constant basis; if it weren't for that Appalachian Speedball I had prior to getting here, several of these people might have been needlessly murdered.

by Adaptist August 06, 2009

Junior Speedball

The act of Mixing together Marijuana and Coffee. Kind of like speedballing (mixing heroin and cocaine), but on a much less drastic scale. Usually performed by potheads who have to work early.

Person1: "Phew, time for lunch break. So what are you having today??"

Person2: "Not sure, probably just gonna nap. My junior speedball is wearing off."

Person1: "Well i got some more green if you want to smoke."

Person2: "I love you."

by SteveoStytches September 15, 2008