A thin hollow tube of plastic for drinking liquids, also know as a straw. Occasionally found in the stomachs of animals and in the noses of turtles.
Starbucks Barista: How can I help you?
Jeremy: Can I get a Grande Iced Caramel Macchiato, minus the turtle spear?
Starbucks Barista: ...Excuse me?
Jeremy: A Turtle Spear.. you know, the thing used to drink your overpriced coffee and kill turtles?
Starbucks Barista: Ooh a straw! Sure thing.
Jeremy: Thank you! Just trying to save the world.
Jeremy: Can I get a Grande Iced Caramel Macchiato, minus the turtle spear?
Starbucks Barista: ...Excuse me?
Jeremy: A Turtle Spear.. you know, the thing used to drink your overpriced coffee and kill turtles?
Starbucks Barista: Ooh a straw! Sure thing.
Jeremy: Thank you! Just trying to save the world.
by @ComedicWizard April 7, 2019
Get the Turtle Spearmug. Clitney spears is when a photographer takes a picture of a girl, not knowing the girl is flashing her twat on camera. Sometimes occasionally, if the camera man is a dick, he will publish the picture online to thousands of people around the world to see. Common in Hollywood.
Girl 1 - I went to Hollywood on vacation, Some perv asked me to get my picture taken and I was piss drunk and flashed my Vagina right before the snap shot. Now Im suddenly popular on the internet.
Girl 2 - Oh shit, You totally gave that mother fucker a clitney Spears.
Girl 2 - Oh shit, You totally gave that mother fucker a clitney Spears.
by Timpunk667788554 January 25, 2009
Get the Clitney Spearsmug. An exclamatory phrase that can be yelled by fags in an attempt to gain attention from nearby people.
by Beavermatic April 19, 2011
Get the Chicken Spearsmug. One of the most brilliant and respected roots artists in Jamaica's history, Burning Spear (aka Winston Rodney) has unleashed a host of classic dread records over the years. Part Rastafarian preacher, part black historian, more than any other roots artist, Burning Spear has illuminated Rastafarianism in song, sharing his beliefs with an avid public.
by osi November 23, 2005
Get the Burning Spearmug. An American idiom commonly used in military operations to mean the first soldiers to go into a war zone. In common usage it means the first to venture into a new endeavor. A trailblazer.
by Moffrogangus October 22, 2015
Get the tip of the spearmug. by The Weegee July 11, 2019
Get the spear of justicemug. by Lukemc2 December 26, 2009
Get the Spear The Tunamug.