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she spaghetti

Hot and ready;

a girl who is ready to fuck;

Hoe
She was all on me, she spaghetti bruh.
by properlujah May 16, 2015
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vegan slaughterhouse

A perilous field or room where vegetables go to die. Also known as a farm.
Sarah ZoZ, Amazon review for ATN PS15-4:

"I was recently hired by the notorious Joey "MAD DOG" Runella to perform a hit at the local vegan slaughterhouse. The guy who runs it was killing red leaf lettuce, which is the Joey's job on the east side and no body, I mean NO BODY can mess with Mad Dog Runella's red leaf lettuce. So Joey gave me an extra 8k to get these sweet puppies. Momma MIA!! These things work great! Let's just just say red leaf lettuce killin is back in the proper hands and the west side wise guys are back to romaine after their boss went to sleep with the fishes...5 STARS, highly recommend!"
by Bag of Screws February 1, 2020
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Purple Spaghetti Story

A Purple Spaghetti Story is an unnecessarily long, convoluted joke which feels more like a story and ends with a unrelated, usually familiar punch line. Sometimes also called a Shaggy Dog Story - although purple spaghetti stories involve … spaghetti vs dogs.
Over dinner, Richard told his nephews, Aaron and Zack his famous " Purple Spaghetti Story about his son, Jeremy getting sent to the principal’s office for passing notes in class. In this version of the story, Jeremy was expelled from school even though all the note said was “Purple Spaghetti”. By the time Richard was finished with the thirty-minute meandering diatribe, the boys had fallen asleep and missed the punch line about “looking both ways before you cross the street”.
by NZev November 1, 2021
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Spaghetti

Adjective:

To spaghetti is to find yourself in an awkward situation whether in a crowd, or between yourself and an individual you attempted to avoid. Spaghetti-ing can also occur if you lose your words in conversation and find yourself stuttering or repeating yourself. These situations are referred to as ' spaghetti' because once one spaghetti falls ( one social error), the rest will continue to pour out with heavy weight and embarrassment.

-Spaghetti-ed: Past Tense
-Spaghetti-ing: Present Participle
A good example is when you're at a convenience store, and the clerk says, " $3.89," so you reach into your pocket which is packed with receipts, tangled headphones, dollar bills flopped together awkwardly and a pool of change at the bottom of it all. Then, as you're attempting to place the money on the counter, you drop all of the change on the floor. Spaghetti.
by LilahLeigh January 27, 2015
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slaughter party

a party/get together were there more females then males. usually means everyone's getting laid or mass orgy
dude you missed out on the baller ass slaughter party last night. I got laid with the woman of my dreams
by hoesinthenose February 2, 2009
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The act of eating out a pregnant female and having her water break into one's mouth.
Jimmy was going down on Donna when all of a sudden her water broke and he received some sweet and sour spaghetti squash
by drummaster January 7, 2012
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Slaughty

A fusion of the words slutty and naughty, sometimes used to explain the clothing of a girl and her overall sluttyness
That chick dressed in the most slaughty nurse outfit ever last Halloween
by michlec January 5, 2011
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