Sonic the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Sonic the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
by Elixman May 26, 2022
Get the Sonic the Hedgehogmug. The act of a person gripping their testicles so hard that they begin to turn blue. As soon as this happens, they must jerk off as fast as humanly possible. Last, at the moment of climax they must shout " GOTTA GO FAST!"
Jimmy was walking back to his dorm after a long day of classes. He opens his room door to see his roommate, Brody, butt ass naked will one hand gripping his walnuts and the other pumping his cock faster than the blue blur himself. In the midst of Jimmy's horror, Brody screams " GOTTA GO FAST!"
Brody turns, his satisfied smiles turns into a face of pure horror.
" What the fuck were you doing?" asked Jimmy.
" Sorry man, I was trying to Sonic the Hedgehog."
Brody turns, his satisfied smiles turns into a face of pure horror.
" What the fuck were you doing?" asked Jimmy.
" Sorry man, I was trying to Sonic the Hedgehog."
by It's me, a guy December 29, 2020
Get the Sonic the Hedgehogmug. A totally radical blue hedgehog video game character from the '90s whose appeal has the power to hold legions of masochistic fans for life.
Everyone seems to know what to do with him-- except for Sega themselves. Or, at least, they think they do. The fans are very opinionated.
Everyone seems to know what to do with him-- except for Sega themselves. Or, at least, they think they do. The fans are very opinionated.
Our neighbor is whoring out his ex girlfriend and is either super possessive of her or gives her to the highest bidder -- sorta like what Sega did to Sonic the Hedgehog.
by Segawhy August 25, 2019
Get the Sonic the Hedgehogmug. by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 9, 2022
Get the Sonic the Hedgehogmug. A gay hedgehog that loves Sonadow, is a deviant artist and speedrunner and loves the fuck out of his sexy as fuck boyfriend. This blue hedgehog loves chilly dogs and voice acts whilst also being rather naive at times
by Sonik The Hedgehog October 6, 2019
Get the Sonic The hedgehogmug. When you spike up your pubes with a flat iron, dye them blue and insert your dick inside a hedgehog.
by Jorz1010 February 23, 2024
Get the Sonic The Hedgehogmug. basically ''Sonic The Hedgehog Hair'' means when you go into school and then your hair looks like sonic.
and then youre embarrased beacuse your teacher said you have sonic hair and every kid in the planet is laughing.
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and then youre embarrased beacuse your teacher said you have sonic hair and every kid in the planet is laughing.
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person 1: hey you got Sonic The Hedgehog Hair.
every kid on earth: hAhAhAhA
me: i am going to dismantle you
every kid on earth: hAhAhAhA
me: i am going to dismantle you
by justasonicfannothingpersonal2 August 31, 2021
Get the Sonic The Hedgehog Hairmug.