Soft Serve Challenge

Deriving from challenging your mates to non-eventful dares, for small dollar bets or humiliation-like taunts i.e. to challenge someone to eat 20 McDonalds Soft Serve ice creams inside the space of 10 minutes for $15

"...Dude, Mat laid down a Soft Serve Challenge to Scoobs & there's a 30 at stake for it..."

by Baller Status Acheived August 17, 2009

chocolate soft serve

When you moon someone and drop a duece.

"Dang, you ... I sidled up to that biatch and gave him a taste of the ol' chocolate soft serve!"

by Oldie McGrumpenstien November 17, 2005

Nebraska Soft Serve

A subset of the famed cleveland steamer, a Nebraska Soft Serve is the act of defecating on the chest of one's sexual partner after undergoing a strict diet of nothing but corn for at least three days prior to intercourse.

Thanks to that new all-corn weight loss diet she's on, my girlfriend gave me my first ever Nebraska Soft Serve last night!

by popandstreud April 14, 2010

Chocolate soft serve

When a man or woman shits into their partner's mouth and then proceeds to tickle their partner to cause them to laugh forcing the shit through their nasal cavities and shoot out of their nose, thus creating the effect of a chocolate soft serve ice cream machine.

My girl wanted some desert so I gave her some chocolate soft serve.

by Ingleburt Humperdink November 16, 2007

arabian soft serve

when a person poops a soft poopy on your head in a swirl formation to make a soft serve like figre of poop. the swirl also looks like a turbin that arabs have traditionally wore throughout the generations.

"dude whats on your head? did you get arabian soft served?"

by blaghweechaka January 26, 2010

Soft serve Flagpole

When a person attempts fellatio (giving head) to a limp penis.

My wife tried to blow me last night but since I wasn't into it, she wound up giving me a Soft Serve Flagpole.

by DebRi December 21, 2013

Tallahassee Soft Serve

an intimate act between two or more people; participant with loose stool squats over the mouth of second participant, who is laying perpendicular to the ground, and begins to evacuate into the open mouth of second participant while continually extending legs and subsequently contracting them resulting in the loose stool taking the shape of soft serve ice cream in a bowl. It is customary for all participants to take turns eating said stool. To date, there is not protocol regarding silverware

After having dinner together, Toferus was excited about the potential of finding some corn in Jake's Tallahassee Soft Serve later that evening.

by Bingo Jones December 27, 2008