Soccer

Americanisation at its finest

It's called FOOTBALL, not soccer, FOOTBALL!

by ISB-021 July 23, 2020

Soccer

It's not called soccer

If u say soccer your a nonce

by Big dicker ld March 2, 2022

Soccer

The best sports in the world, not just for other countries, but in America too! So stop ripping on us 'cause we like football! I mean Americans can rip on people too you know? i LOVE soccer, I play in three leagues so don't go and say Americans hate soccer (football)

I personally don't get football its dumb and HELLO they use their hands! It also stops like evry five seconds for shit so it goes for 4-5 hours!

Soccer takes skill and endurance, I'd like to see a football player run 5 miles (8K) in one game! They MUST keep in shape, whereas football players can be fat as hell (take a look at the defensive line).

soccer

by dogglefoxkvk July 4, 2009

Soccer

Sure it takes skill, sure it takes dedication. I know that because Ive played the game. But American Football is a real man game. Theres collisions at over 80 mph (Sport Science proved it), the only reason they wear a shit load of pads is so they don't die!! They have to memorize like a billion plays, make reads off the other team, watch game film of themselves and the other team, they have to be able to tackle people who are sometimes 250 pounds, they have to be able to catch (while being tackled too), they have to be able to throw accurately and far, they have to run extremely fast. Football players may only have to run for a couple of seconds but those few seconds take more out of you then a whole 10 minutes in soccer. These football players are the world's greatest athletes. We americans and canadians watch your version of football. Maybe you should try watching ours for once

Soccer. Watch the Superbowl on February 6th. Just give it a try

by American Football 11 January 15, 2011

Soccer

A word used instead of football by idiot Americans

Person 1: Do you like soccer?
Person 2 (From UK): *facepalm*

by Eminemlookalike March 24, 2015

Soccer

Chavies all around England, Wales, Scotland, Ireland and Brazillians enjoy playing this lame ass sport. You wanna real sport, play basketball, or REAL American football.

Chav: Oy mush, you wanna go n' play sum' footy?
Normal person: No, I aint a litle girl!

by Elem July 14, 2005

Soccer

The FALSE term for football. Americans stole the term football for their ponsey version of rugby, which is stupid because they barely use their feet. If americans say soccer in Britain, they usually become hospitalised by hooligans.

Yank at a football match in britain: "Hey limey this is a good soccer match eh?"

*a riot breaks out* *Yank is rushed to hospital* *yank survives gets a plane home, vows never to come back to Britain (yay)*

Airport atendant back in america: "Anything to declare?"

Yank: "yeah dont go to britain and call football, soccer"

by pointywointymoikyfoiky October 4, 2008