by masedonia November 24, 2013
Get the snake cup mug.1. A degree of disorder, disarray, or confusion that is generally the result of either the long-term mismanagement of a process or the sudden, explosive collapse of a short-term project.
2. Advanced intoxication. Individual is minutes away from vomiting, blackout, arrest, or a beatdown. Generally used in West or Central Texas.
2. Advanced intoxication. Individual is minutes away from vomiting, blackout, arrest, or a beatdown. Generally used in West or Central Texas.
1.) J: "How bad was the condition of the jobsite you visited?"
D: "Man, they have got that place fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."
2.) F: "That guy has been drinking all day."
L: "He's fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."
D: "Man, they have got that place fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."
2.) F: "That guy has been drinking all day."
L: "He's fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."
by jcodya December 22, 2009
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Derived from the online alias of Levi Dane Simmons, a man who literally murdered, cut holes into, and fucked puppies and babies, a snakething is the absolute worst thing you could even fathom to call somebody.
Even being called a shitmongering dickbag would be considerably better than being called a snakething.
Even being called a shitmongering dickbag would be considerably better than being called a snakething.
by The Crust February 4, 2020
Get the Snakething mug.A long, continuous turd that coils at least 360 degrees around the toilet bowl like a rattlesnake poised to strike.
Extra credit given if the deposit is more than one full circumference in length, if one end actually breaks the surface of the water, and/or if the opposite end is "pebbled" to resemble rattles.
No accompanying floaters or segmentation must be present.
Takes at least two flushes to fully rid the bowl of its vile magnificence. A plumber's absolute nightmare.
Extra credit given if the deposit is more than one full circumference in length, if one end actually breaks the surface of the water, and/or if the opposite end is "pebbled" to resemble rattles.
No accompanying floaters or segmentation must be present.
Takes at least two flushes to fully rid the bowl of its vile magnificence. A plumber's absolute nightmare.
You: Dude! That is one gargantuan bowl snake you left . . . didn't your parents ever teach you to flush?
Roommate: I did flush! Twice! That is one tenacious bowl snake!
You (handing Roommate the plunger): You know what to do.
Roommate (handing You the brush): Cover me! I'm going in!
Roommate: I did flush! Twice! That is one tenacious bowl snake!
You (handing Roommate the plunger): You know what to do.
Roommate (handing You the brush): Cover me! I'm going in!
by TANSTAAFL1 February 23, 2011
Get the bowl snake mug.An incredibly potent drug that causes you to "get so high your brains will blow chunks into the milky way." It causes you to go insane and leaves your mind a blank slate. It was used by members of the hair metal band, Snakes n' Barrels, during their reunion concert and caused all but their lead singer, Pickles, to go insane.
"Hey, you guys want to try some Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake?"
"We got some Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake from a dude."
"We got some Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake from a dude."
by mossSAP December 13, 2008
Get the Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake mug.The fecal matter typical of the morning after a heavy night of drinking. Resembles long thin coils of a snake and usually "hot" when coming out (think spicy food.)
Q: That was some night last night, eh?
A: Yeah, it was. But now I gotta drop some wicked hot snakes.
A: Yeah, it was. But now I gotta drop some wicked hot snakes.
by Brenthew October 27, 2008
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