Smush Mitten

Fine Ass Pussy, you would love to have intercourse with

Megan Fox is so fine, I want her to be my smush mitten.

Dustin would let smush mitten, jessica alba, spray herpes juice in his eyes

Gary would make anything his smush mitten, horny fuck

by gnix February 26, 2009

smush pad

A place to have sex, typically your house or a certain room where sexual activity engages.

Bro, I took her back to the smush pad after dinner.

by smushmonster October 26, 2010

smush n' toss

The use of both hands to motion jacking off fists followed by a jizz throw. Should be used in fending of bitchy women.

The Chad gave the smush n' toss to a bitch that was talking to him.

by KMoneyK October 8, 2010

Smush of Students

A group of students attemping to organise themselves or an event, usually getting side tracked and distracked rather than getting on with it (often with innuendo or just weird conversations).

A smush of students were trying to sort out a birthday party, but kept on just telling dick jokes instead.

by FaceSmush January 28, 2015

Smush-bush

When someone male or female looks sweaty, hairy, looks like they possibly shit their pants and sat down on that poop while wearing pants.

"Dude that girl is a total smush-bush!"

"That hair guy looks like he shit his pants and sat down! What's the word for that? Oh never mind it's a smush-bush!"

by HotManPants4000 June 18, 2016

smush bucket

n. A large drinking vessel filled with margarita, with one (or more) inverted bottles of Corona submerged in the glass.

Oompa-loompa: "Where can a girl get a smush bucket up in here?"

by art school dropout February 18, 2011

Smush shush

The act of making someone orgasm by "smushing" in order to make them "shush" or go the fuck to sleep.

Girl(to her friends): He wouldn't stop talking about sports, so I gave him the ol' smush shush!

Friend: You smush shushed her?

Guy: Oh yeah she totally passed out and then I didn't have to watch her stupid shows on Netflix.

by ThePseudonymous April 7, 2015