Smuggling onions

Having severe underarm stench, or body odor (B.O.) specifically from the underarms.

Kathleen was a dirty hippie who, even when she cleaned up for work, smelled as if she were smuggling onions in her shirt.

by A-Squared Andy July 9, 2011

smuggling sushi

1. Describes a girl with a very stank vagina, which is similar to the smell of fish.
2. The act of robbing a Japanese restaurant

1. "Ay man did you ever f*** that one chick?"
"Naw man that hoe was smuggling sushi."
2. "Some one stop that man he is smuggling sushi!!!"

by Lyfeluver August 27, 2011

smuggling peaches

Essentially a description of a camel toe

Did you see that girl from the volleyball team? She is definitely smuggling peaches.

by trail name franzia September 16, 2011

Smuggling Walnuts

Huge, hard nipples that can easily be seen through the clothing. Usually from below average temperatures.

Sue is pass the point of smuggling raisins or smuggling skittles, she went straight to smuggling walnuts.

by Cold Boobies February 18, 2011

smuggling play doh

Someone with a fat/possibly lumpy ass.

That woman is smuggling play doh.

by IzzieWizzieFace April 25, 2008

Smuggling a 69

An advanced and difficult to pull off version of a "standing 69."

1st: One participant must take said position with partner, but instead of having legs over shoulders, must wrap them around their partner's torso, while having their ass pretend to be breasts.

2nd: The two must then hold on while strapping the upside down partner with something (such as a corset) before putting on a special sized costume dress or garment to cover both participants (varying on size and additions for better disguise/costume), making the appearance of a large breasted woman or similar to such.

3rd: While upside down, the "ass breast" commits to giving a blow job to his/her partner, who may move about and possibly attempt to smuggle hidden partner to other nearby areas (distance adds to difficulty as the upside down position causes blood to rush to the head, and the sight of a woman's skirt lifting to show a head shaped "lump" can cause either alarm, or hilarity.)

"You think she's smuggling a 69 under there? She's huge!"

by B. Bertha March 6, 2010

Smuggling grapes

When you can see a man's testicles through his shorts.

That dude must not be wearing underwear, he's smuggling grapes.

by Easymoneyrobber July 5, 2021