jellybean smuggler

A man with a very small penis (see: button on a fur coat) wearing a speedo, tighty whiteys, or tights and thus unintentionally revealing the outline of his unimpressive jellybean sized micro soft dick.

Jenn: "You might want to think twice next time before choosing the speedo, ya jellybean smuggler!"
Nate: "I am proud to be a jellybean smuggler, as was my father before me!"

by StonerWithATinyBoner November 17, 2014

Grape Smuggler

When a man wears pants that are to tight, or pulled up so high that each of his testes have been split and bulge out, one to the left, and one to the right.

Check it out, louis anderson is smuggling grapes.

by grizzt69 January 13, 2007

Mushroom Smuggler

A male homosexual

"Who's Eric talking to?"

"That's his new boyfriend."

"His boyfriend!?"

"Yeah - didn't you know he's a mushroom smuggler?"

by Alison Chaynes May 21, 2009

Snugglesvi

An evil being that haunts Dath'Remar trade chat whenever the hell he feels like it. Feeds on gnomish women and has an acute dislike for idiots.

I found a Snugglesvi in trade last night

by Totallynotdez August 8, 2010

yo yo smuggler

A comic phrase meant to describe the look of a vagina when in tight pants or shorts. (synonyms: camel toe, moose knuckle)

by Anonymous October 8, 2003

boob smuggler

It is a woman who has a nice rack and hides them while at work so the male co-workers can't see how big they really are. They often hide the true size of breast by wearing different bras or by wearing loose clothing.

Jessie is such a boob smuggler at work. She actualy has a freaking huge rack!

by Gods gift to women December 9, 2008

The Smuggler

The act of ejaculating into your partners mouth and then proceding to cover their mouth and kick them in the throat. Causing them to become unable to swallow or spit.

She could she couldnt smell anything so i gave her the smuggler

by Black_Beard_The_Pirate December 6, 2006