slowmo

Someone who takes a long time to come out of the closet.

Julian took a long time to finally come out, he's such a slowmo.

by jkc August 7, 2012

Slowmo Sexuals

The name given to retarded zombies who do not walk as fast as their prey.

The Slowmo Sexuals are really getting on my nerves.

by Gakupo April 17, 2010

slowmotional

Adj.

when a dramatic scene is in slow motion

Say it's the end of the movie and a character is finally reunited with his Mom. When he's running towards her and crying and it's in slow motion, you could say it's slowmotional.

by lover/loser January 31, 2018

Slowmosexual

Slowmosexuals are people who drive at least ten mph below the speed limit during peak traffic hours. They get off, causing needless road rage to those stuck behind them. They also flirt with other slow drivers by slow racing when multiple lanes of traffic exist so no one can pass

The slowmosexual in front of me was driving fifteen miles per hour below the speed limit. They let everyone cut them off and would slam on the breaks for no reason. When they were making a left, they sat at the green light, ignoring the honking cars behind them, and finally went once the light turned yellow.

by ColeScottyDavis March 24, 2022

Slowmo

1. one who owns darthcide,raven,and sukhoi at any game they ever try to play. omit raven and his l337 madden skills.

2. that guy on renegade that killed me

3. one who kills extremely fast

"you damn slowmo"

"fucking slowmo cheatz0rs"

by Ravenusc3 December 10, 2003

slowmophone

Also spelled as slomophone, or slowmopho/slomopho. A collage of the words slow and motherfucker. Basicly when someone has a "blonde moment" and you just feel like cussing.

Amy: "Gabe.. what are you doing tomorrow for school?"
Gabe: "..........huh?"
Amy: "You're such a slowmophone!"

by Amy Elise January 13, 2008

slowmob

going up a hill super slow on a bike

dude, that guy is way slowmob

by acifix October 26, 2011