Sloan

A cock leach. A woman who latches onto your cock and tries to leach off your sexual energy because you made the mistake of giving her attention once. Hungry for celebrity.

See that bitch on YouTube? She’s such a Sloan. Creeps me right out.

Sloan by Annoyedaf February 24, 2022

Sloan

Smart pretty entertaining doesn’t take bill crap

Sloan is so….. a cool kid

Sloan by Queen. Bee July 25, 2022

sloan

a slug

he’s such a sloan

sloan by lili1396123139 February 21, 2023

sloan

the name of hot peoples vapes.

let me hit sloan rq

sloan by cvn+ February 26, 2023

sloan

1. n. A toilet.
2. v. To use the toilet.

1. I need a sloan right now!
2. I just sloaned an hour ago, why do I feel like I need to sloan again?

sloan by ManBlo August 7, 2023

sloan

sloans are typically hot af. they usually come with big tits. however if u manage to luck out there is a chance of them also having w thick ass as well. now unfortunately most of them dont have daddy issues so they will be way more innocent and way less likely to blow u. although they also arent bitches (most of the time) they also have a nice personality which is cool ig but damn, that ass.

guy 1: smash
guy 2: smash
guy 3: smash
guy 4: smash
guy 5: smash

me: dude i would smash sloan in a heartbeat fuck shes hot

sloan by John Herbert Survivor June 11, 2023

Sloan

The prettiest person on earth, they have the coolest and most comforting room. They are great at giving hugs and are medium height, they might have a little gap in their front teeth that makes them look adorable and STUNNING. They might have some hard times but they are loyal and super funny.

"Have you seen someone slaying the day away?"

"Oh ya, that would be Sloan!"

Sloan by MothsBugsMushrooms January 5, 2024