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Launching Nukes

Letting out gross horse farts in public places.
Frank had a bad case of gas when he came to work today. So he disappeared for a few min. When he came back to his desk, his coworker asked where he was at and his reply was.. "Sorry pal, was in the restroom launching nukes." "Had a big bowl of chili last night for dinner."
by Bliff Blaffington March 7, 2013
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squanching

Squanching:
A form of alien dance where one partner sticks the equivalent of its head into the other two partners' rectums (must be two different rectum equivalents) and all three spin around in unison for 8 glee kiang time frames without punching the gnarlegar hard enough to hurlginthug brogirl.
Have you ever seen two hurlags and a bux bavore squanching? It's more beautiful than a sixbin bopilgaaz!
by Richard Wagner III July 21, 2014
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guppy launching

Guppy launching is an act of foreplay that the female participant performs to arose her male counterpart. The act consists of her putting a guppy, beta fish, gold fish, or other similar small fish into her vulva, and applying pressure until said small critter is launched at max vulva-force across the room.
If I had to choose a larger turn on than her guppy launching skills, then I would choose nothing, because her guppy launching skills are THE BIGGEST turn on.
by Dr. Skizmo December 9, 2007
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Slouching Red Eye Gay

Someone that slouches and get piss off easily to kids wearing caps specially black ones. Someone with reddish ugly eyes (seems that he's watching male to male porn each night, I can tell by just looking at his ridiculous eyes), walk and talk like an abnormal child (autistic, mongoloid, special child). Pretends that he's smart even not. With also a very bad taste on fashion. And he's gay.
Gabriel Dy of Tacloban: Hey, you take off that cap or I'll suck your dick.
Boy: Yeah right, okay-okay.
Gabriel Dy of Tacloban: Show some respect to me even though I suck dicks. *Cries and walk away*
Boy: Damn, that slouching red eye gay, have been watching male to male porn again, tsk tsk.
by stainsonkeyboards187 June 25, 2009
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smunching

I was smunching all last week before the drug test.
by Gelly Lorum November 16, 2006
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staunchino

A select group of individuals dedicated to good music and good times. Random adventures occur frequently. Often use the word 'staunch' as a term for something good
woah that staunchino is fookin staunch!
by Kateums December 6, 2006
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Staunching

When one smokes with the intent of taking a break and then continuing on later that day/night. Staunching is pre-gaming but the alcohol is replaced with marijuana.
Hey we are staunching tonight, come on and get high.
by Sawawam March 14, 2009
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