The Thanksgiving Slasher 

When you masturbate into a thanksgiving turkey and present it to the family for dinner.

Joe: Bro I gotta finish real quick.
Tyler: Alright finish in the turkey so we can have The Thanksgiving Slasher for dinner.
Joe: Right on bro!

The Thanksgiving Slasher by McHoagieNutter December 2, 2015

Canadian Back-Slasher

When you and your sexual partner are having sex in a pile of maple leaves, and you take out a knife covered in syrup and wildly cut them.

"Me and my girl did that Canadian Back-Slasher thing, long story short she's badly injured."

Canadian Back-Slasher by I didnt cause a bomb threat :) July 20, 2016

Butt cheek slasher 

A person who rubs Dylan's butt cheeks until... Well. Until they get tired of it.

Wow. It's you! The Butt Cheek Slasher? Run away!

Butt cheek slasher by StangBang! October 17, 2017

Watermelon-slinging slasher 

A person who throws a slice of watermelon at another person/object.

Watermelon-slinging slasher: *throws watermelon slice at the victim*

Victim’s friend: Hey, are you good?

Victim: Yeah, that guy is a total watermelon-slinging slasher.

Watermelon-slinging slasher by a_smelly_computer October 29, 2019

Shlong Shlinging Slasher 

The Shlong Shlinging Slasher was a hidden entity behind the sets of spongebob square. He originated from doodle bob, he became a well known serial killer. Some say hes still out there.

Some say the name of the Shlong Shlinging Slashers name was, the one, The only, “Hoo haw hee tiki tiki”

Shlong Shlinging Slasher by Long_Shlong69 March 18, 2022

Sebastian Slasher 

A professional wrestler who acheived success in the early 21st century as the frontman for the Glam Band 'Thrust'.

I watched Sebastian Slasher and realized how awesome hair spray, mullet's, makeup, and two men screaming into a single microphone can be...

Sebastian Slasher by Sebastian Slasher July 1, 2007

ass eating slasher 

A very BIG GUY that lerk's in the shadows and prays that you drop your keys and bend over and takes your butt hole.

Don't go anywhere alone the ass eating slasher may strike.

ass eating slasher by l_l_l_l_l_l_ November 28, 2017