the scooping method

scooping poop into hand, from butthole, so no splashes or sounds are made in public restrooms.

Did you just use a public restroom?
Yeah man but it's ight because I used the scooping method!Good job old chap!

by sfgdfg June 30, 2008

want to see the scooping room?

If you hear this from circus baby, you’re fucked. You will die

-Want to see the scooping room? (Circus baby, fnaf sister location)

by hecker11122 January 14, 2022

Sooping

Sexting whilst pooping. The act of sexting on your phone... whilst pooping.

Johnny: "Yo baby check out my dick." *Sends pic*
Jane: "Nice! What is that in the background?"
Johnny: "Oh that's just my shit. I'm totally sooping you right now."

by Sooper68 April 15, 2013

Dog Slopping

When a guy is humiliated infront of his girlfriend and then gets slapped by his girlfriend because he isn't hung like an arabian horse.

Dude, you just got Dog Slopped!
You're definately the victim of dog slopping!

by muttface August 2, 2008

Ski Sloping

The act of anally penetrating someone with force using gravity and the skill of sking down a slope. The victim is stuck in a stationary position at the end of the slope.

dude i totally feel like ski sloping kmster at the mall of the emirates indoor slope.

by hax0rdewd September 15, 2010

shooping

a verb used when one has no time to use the bathroom while shopping so they end up using the bathroom on themselves

The line was too long so I ended up shooping my pants

by Marviesauce April 4, 2011

conversational splooging

1. To prank an IM buddy by saying you came all over their conversation window when it popped up.

2. Usually happens when you're masturbating to some hot girl and your friend decides to surprise you with an IM window right as you cum.

Adam: Hey Bryan what was the homework in Physics?
Bryan: (At moment of conversational splooging) SHIT DUDE I just came all over your convo window!
Adam: That's hot let me lick it up.
Bryan: I liked it when I saw your picture come up.
Adam: I'll be right over baby.

by Derek and Bryan February 15, 2007