skeez

a distinct, premium grade of white trash. characteristics: yellow teeth, disgusting facial hair (men), frequently and badly dyed hair(women), wears camo and clothes several days in a row, and a horrible disrespect for the governent and all authority, goes critter bashing as a hobby

My sit next to a skeez in geometry who can't seem to stop talking about how many things they've stolen from Wal-Mart.

by elconyado November 21, 2011

skeeze

The infamous Schroel Jiner

girl 1:" oh my god, there is such a creeper lurking around here who always touches me inappropriately, I don't even know his name."
girl 2:"yeah I know! Was his name schroel jiner?"
girl 1: " That's it! He keeps using "the slider" on my shoulders!"
girl 2:" UGH! He's such a skeeze."
girl 1: "Tell me about it..."

by gizzard and beancat February 5, 2008

skeez

skank + skeez = tease
a combination of the two words, usually used to offend somebody, joke around with friends about, or just a politer way of saying skank, tease, etc.

jake: idk man, she totally led me on
michael: well she hooked up with me
mark: yeah she hooked up with me too
all: what a skeez

by SoundOfMadness February 19, 2009

Skeezed

The state of being so high off cannbis your doing crazy things you would never do while sober. Zoned out. Uncontrollable laughing. Skeeze bag.

Aw man, I forgot to take the Pizza out the Pizza box before I put it in the oven, man I’m so skeezed !

by Caroljane21 February 19, 2018

skeez

male orgazm, shoot cum. also to refrence a sluty girl.

"I skeezed all over that bitch", "She looks real skeezy", "She looks all skeezed up", "I cant wait to skeeze all over that skeezy girl"

by drunkn711 December 13, 2009

Skeez

A person who can get a lot of guys/girls. A player. Someone who can spit good game.

This girl got four guys on her, what a skeez.

by mastersneak July 16, 2010

skeeze

skeeze, skeezed, skeezing; to steal or the act of stealing

that hoe skeezed my man.

by haley March 4, 2005