Martin : * displays his new piano*
Adam : Why did you buy a piano?
Martin : So I can play it, you simpleton.
Adam : Why did you buy a piano?
Martin : So I can play it, you simpleton.
by anonymous peep October 28, 2019
by Sm00thcriminal February 01, 2023
by Lovefromtbm January 01, 2019
Their simpletonism is what allows them to remain blissfully controlled.
by Hermathecles December 30, 2019
Noun - Someone who will trade their dignity for kitty. A man who puts the hoes before the bros.
Also when a male is overly submissive to a female they like knowing they are likely to gain little to nothing
A simp.
Also when a male is overly submissive to a female they like knowing they are likely to gain little to nothing
A simp.
She looked at me funny when I asked to split the bill. I looked at her at said “Look I ain’t no Samuel Simpleton, I got other hoes tryna take ME out to dinner.”
by Jay Money from the Trap June 07, 2023
The insanely rare "Simpleton-Brainer" is so rare it should be kept in a wildlife zoo with all possible restraints attached to avoid any unnecessary accident from evolving in it's chaotic environment. Anything below very high level smooth-boys should never be allowed in the near proximity or even visual reach from this monster, let alone manage and take care of it. Conveying this beast away from it's own misery is considered impossible by expert smooth scientists. So we're told to simply spectate and let it be.
by Smoothbrainer69 October 22, 2020