Simon

The Alain Prost of the new era. He saves fuel, and tires. He makes others lose focus and create mistakes, while he slides by and drives to victory.

Boothy: I wish I was a Simon
Deko: Me too
Boothy: You could never go a race without making a mistake, you could never be Simon.

by SennaSS July 9, 2011

Simon

He's very skinny. He's young with Justin Bieber hair. pisses people off a lot. always cold. who sits all day doing nothing but playing games on his computer while eating junk food. He likes to pet his friendly micro penis that you need a microscope to see.

The so called "Justin Biebers" Here. when really he's Simon.

by Im his friend it aint true April 11, 2019

Simon

A very small midget that help his friend to get them girl and make fun of other while other people don't care and help his friend to get girl that already have a boyfriend and the friend of his is trying to act smart to get them girls while he can't.

simon

by The_Smo_27 March 20, 2017

Simon

A horney, cuddly rabbit with a cute big nose.

"Sorry, my pet Simon likes to hump peoples legs."

by soft chunky lips February 7, 2010

Simon

gay and big cock and has jungle fever

you such a simon

by Sky kUang September 25, 2019

Simon

is communist buddist сука блять

Who's Simon?
He's a communist сука!

by aaaaaaaaaaaa2 December 5, 2019

Simon

Fast and french. Loves to be outside but not much with people. Would rather be outside then with people, but still with people. Doesn't need to tell to people he was outside, but still likes to be outside and then with people.

"Jai pas besoin de dire a tout le monde que jprend des marches."
"I don't need to tell everyone I'm taking a walk."

There was a really nice sunset out there with beautiful colors, but Simon did not take a picture and shared it because he knows everyone was outside already seeing it.

by Nailakh October 9, 2019