A form of BDSM where a male repeatedly wraps a rubber band around the bottom of the head of the penis in order to gratify himself. This action begins to shrink this area, making the head seem bigger and thus, making the penis look similar to a mushroom.
1) “Did you hear that Brayden got caught shrooming during class because he passed out from his circulation being cut off?”
2) “I’m sorry, but your father’s over-shrooming ultimately resulted in a blood clot which stopped his blood flow and killed him.”
2) “I’m sorry, but your father’s over-shrooming ultimately resulted in a blood clot which stopped his blood flow and killed him.”
by anonymousgooner420 March 9, 2024
Get the shrooming mug.The supreme breed of Man. The epitome of masculinity and perfection personified. All masculine traits are embodied in the figure of a Shroogi. He effortlessly combines the attributes of physical prowess, strength, resilience, honor, as well as hardened determination in the face of lowlifes, especially other inferior races, such as the zagroosi mountain goat.
A Shroogi is a warrior breed who inhabits the Land of Mesopotamia, the Cradle of Civilization, and whose mission in life is to get rid of bums whose breaths stink like mountain goat excrement and believe in imaginary countries.
As a result of his supreme visage and presence, the Shroogi naturally commands respect and admiration from those around him, however, at times, the occasional lazy-eyed zagroosi mountain goat might try to rebel against his master (the Shroogi) but luckily, he is extremely efficient in exterminating such rodents and has realized that the most efficient way to get rid of such creatures is by using a special kind of gas.
A Shroogi is a warrior breed who inhabits the Land of Mesopotamia, the Cradle of Civilization, and whose mission in life is to get rid of bums whose breaths stink like mountain goat excrement and believe in imaginary countries.
As a result of his supreme visage and presence, the Shroogi naturally commands respect and admiration from those around him, however, at times, the occasional lazy-eyed zagroosi mountain goat might try to rebel against his master (the Shroogi) but luckily, he is extremely efficient in exterminating such rodents and has realized that the most efficient way to get rid of such creatures is by using a special kind of gas.
Oliver: Oi lad, look! There goes Amir Albazi, the flyweight champion of the UFC!
George: Yeah, I know. He's a real Shroogi.
George: Yeah, I know. He's a real Shroogi.
by SargonOfAkkad June 19, 2024
Get the Shroogi mug.