Our one true God. He has the power to sneak into our house at night and butt-rape us. As they say, Shrek is love, Shrek is life. He has a monstrous penis that will penetrate your sphincter, and large hands that will spread yo cheeks like butter. He has a sexy onion aroma, and a soothing Scottish accent. It is said that he will kill anyone that does not show respect towards him, you've been warned. He also despises Fortnite and loves Despacito 11.
by J-to the Dizzle January 19, 2019
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Get the Shrek mug.The name Shrek is taken from the Yiddish word שרעק (pronounced 'shreck') meaning 'fear', 'terror', or (in its closest sense) 'fright'.
Oy gevalt! Groisser shrek...
by Scooter69 July 5, 2009
Get the shrek mug.When someone, male or female, goes about having sex with a person with ogresque qualities. They are usually extremely fat and ugly. Their faces are those of which only a mother could love and even then that may be pushing it.
This often happens when an individual is completely wasted and has lost sense of any moral code.
This often happens when an individual is completely wasted and has lost sense of any moral code.
person 1: i dont even know what happened last night.
person 2: yes you do dude.
person 1 : no no i dont.
person 2: you were shrekking that one fat girl til 4 in the morning. THEN she left!
person 1: oh god
person 2: yes you do dude.
person 1 : no no i dont.
person 2: you were shrekking that one fat girl til 4 in the morning. THEN she left!
person 1: oh god
by scumslug October 18, 2009
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