shoppers shoulder

When your shoulder becomes numb or hurt while carrying something on it, usually happening while shopping.

At the mall-
Maddie- "OMG, my shoulder hurts so freakin' bad, this bag is hella heavy!"

Taylor- "Guuuurl, you have shoppers shoulder!"

by singer201998 June 18, 2010

Optimistic Shopper

The opposite of a smart shopper. One who tends to spend their money frequently using their optimistic senses.

I buy a lot of different things because I am an optimistic shopper, and frankly I'm quite proud of it.

by Whatsup123 May 15, 2011

shopper's trance

(aka retail trance) dazed, awkward maneuvers in a retail store

serious shopper's trance in Big Lots today...i was cut off twice...i bumped into a rack of wind-chimes.

by tess jr April 30, 2009

shopper's itch

the feeling you get while waiting for something you ordered online to ship to your house

Dude, Jeff had the worst case of shopper's itch while he was waiting for his new graphics card to arrive.

by Markus Gordathian May 17, 2014

Phantom Shopper

A person who Bids, or agrees to Buy something, but never pays for or shows up to get the item.

Hey that's a nice xbox you have there. Ill buy if Friday if you will hold it for me.
Friday gets here, and I do not return so I am a Phantom Shopper.

by mattballew May 15, 2015

dick shopper

Hot single girl talking to several dudes at once.

Susan is single again so shes a dick shopper on Tinder and OK Cupid right now

by Ho Hopr April 23, 2019

Spot Shopper

An individual, typically wealthy, local and lacking integrity, who books fishing charters not for the experience but to steal the guides spots and techniques which the guide worked hard for many years to learn.

“Why’d you turn down that client who wanted to book you?”

“I checked his social media, he’s a local angler with a boat, definitely a spot shopper.”

by Obvious Guide April 11, 2020