Dick's Honor

The highest code of honor a straight guy can give; an unbreakable promise or a swear of trust.

Dude she was totally into it I swear, dick's honor.

by Stealthspy589 October 22, 2008

Sir's Honor

used to determine/confirm whether one man is telling the truth to another man in a far-fetched conversation or story.

Tom- "I just had sex with two supermodels!"
Bill- Swear to God? No even better.. Sir's Honor?"
Tim- "Sir's Honor"

by Chad Flurol August 7, 2010

Rayan Shonowo

Rayan is the most sussy fifa player he can never beat his homies like myt and yes gang king yes yes

Rayan Shonowo is so sus

by Yeahjustarandomyes December 30, 2021

Sonora, CA

A small town in the foothills of the Sierra Nevada mountains in northern California.

A place where people are born, raised, and never leave because they're dreams are the size of bird brains.

A place where the only thing to do for fun, is go to Wal mart and see how long it takes to get kicked out.

A place where the economy has struck so bad, even McDonald's isn't hiring.

A place where everyone sleeps with everyone because there's only so many people.

Oh Sonora, sometimes I really don't miss you.

So how long have you lived in Sonora, Ca?

Forever.

Well what do you do there? Do you have a job? Are you taking any classes?

Nope. We do nothing all day... all night.

by misstopaz April 13, 2011

sonorosity

Combining the words sonorous and monstrosity, it is what new-age musicians put out to force people into trance states.

I was stupified into a trance by the unedning choral bleetings of the chanting homosexual priests; it was a classical sonorosity.

by shit my Dad says May 6, 2013

Shoportunity

An advantageous shopping opportunity either unexpected or foreseen in which passing up would cause significant discomfort or regret.

I found these Michael Kors shoes on sale today and it was a shoportunity I just couldn't pass up.

by MontanaC March 4, 2009

Shoportunist

Someone who goes looking for sales bargains

"She queued for 5 hours waiting for the store to open and the sales to start. Now that's a serious shoportunist!"

by DracsGirl April 10, 2009