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Joe momma likes my shlong
Shlong by Jack me hoff October 8, 2020
thatś a big shlong
Shlong by ghostbb8 October 29, 2020
A penis of great width and height. Normally heard from a black man or a kid that has strict parents.
Shlong by -Lightz September 10, 2022
A man's haircut that is short in the front and long in the back; "SH"ort in front + "LONG" in back = SHLONG; a synonym of "mullet".
"Look at that guy's shlong! He needs a haircut."
shlong by Bobozz April 16, 2003
a large penis... like mine....
Oh my god Joey! Stick your huge shlong it my cunt now! Please fuck me harder!
shlong by JoeyJoeJ0 May 5, 2004
Not just the penis, but the entire bodily area encompassing all or most of the male reproductive system: penis, testicles, and scrotum.
I would rather die than have my shlong removed.
shlong by Dillon Byrne December 6, 2003