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Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market

Don't assume you have won before the results are in.
"Ive aced that test!"
"Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market"
by NIGHTY G May 31, 2019
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shermhead

alota shermheads out tonight
by 187 on an undercover cop December 17, 2006
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Shepherd's Revenge

While having intercourse "doggy-style" you grab the girl's hair and make her yell "baaaaahhhhh". For special effect, you can also yell "who's your shepherd, bitch?"
The other night I was bangin' this chick from behind and I decided to turn it into a shepherd's revenge.
by Heywood Jabloeme November 28, 2006
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german shepherd

This is an awesome breed of dog, and despite what other definitions will say, the definately can surpass 90 pounds, as I have two that are 110, and 115 lbs.
by !Luke June 4, 2007
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shoehead

Someone who is obsessed with shoes and will camp out at stores to get the latest pair.
Shoehead: I just camped out at Niketown for 3 days and copped the new SBs
by Edman415 September 20, 2008
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Shepherdsville

Shepherdsville, KY: a small city on the Salt River. Located in Bullitt County, about 10 miles south of Louisville. It is a town with a lot of potheads, meth addicts and sheep fuckers. Hell, if you wanna learn to make meth, Shepherdsville is your place. Shepherdsville, where the men are men, and the sheep are nervous!
"Hey, do you know where I can get some meth?"
"Sure, go to Shepherdsville."
by joek380 August 16, 2008
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Shepherds Show

to make an example of someone infont of many people, in order to humiliate (merk) them
Used widely by DT teachers:
when a student misbehaves they are taken to one side and the following is said:
It seems to me that your aim for this lesson is to annoy me... WELL YOU'VE SUCCEEDED!!! This time its only a quiet word but next time, I'LL MAKE A SHEPHERDS SHOW OF YOU!!!
by Bog-scrogger February 21, 2009
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