Alabama Pencil Sharpener

When you or your bitch sticks a toe in your dick hole

hey avery how was your date last night?
good I gave gabe an alabama pencil sharpener and he nutted.

by getmynuts77 May 9, 2019

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Pencil sharpener

An expression describing a female who is tight in the vagina

Man, having sex with Lilly is like putting a popsicle in a pencil sharpener

by Peepeesauce556 April 25, 2017

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The blade of a pencil sharpener is surprisingly very sharp. When taken off the pencil sharpener, it becomes the perfect utensil to cut yourself with. Just remember right to left is for attention, and top to bottom is for results.

Viswathish: Shira have you been cutting yourself with the blade of a pencil sharpener?
Shira: Yes I have, it's surprisingly super efficient.

by Anaru Kasane November 21, 2016

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Sharpened, sharPened, sharpeneD

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025

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Sharpener Top

A sharpener top is a top or dominant who typically doesn't give penetrative acts, but is still very much not a bottom. Much like how a sharpener shapes a pencil, it can be inserted into but it does not insert itself. Sharpener tops tend to prefer kink play such as bdsm without the need for penetrative acts.

Friend 1: Your new boyfriend looks like such a bottom.

Friend 2: nah bro he's a sharpener top, he made me f*ck him then chained me to the headboard. I've still got bruises.

by SlightlyStressed August 26, 2025

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