Shank

1. A sharp object or knife,
2. To stab.

1. He has a shank in his school bag.
2. "I'm going to shank you if you dont give me your phone".

by ReKoN January 2, 2008

Shank

The act of shiting and wanking at the same time

I was in a horny hurry this morning had to shank

by Shell2784 August 6, 2011

Shank

Replacement for the term, STAB, which means 'Same Type Attack Bonus' in the Pokemon. Shank gives a 1.5x damage increase if the move used is of the same type as the user.

Also Pseudo-Shank, which refers the same 1.5x damage increase using an item, such as Choice Specs.

"Damn Rain Dance. Starmie Hydro Pumped and shanked me for 2.0x damage."

by Spore Puncher August 13, 2007

Shank

stabbing motion.
used as a handshake for middle schoolers.
Fun to do, without knives.

Shank Shank!!

Gotcha!

by ihavefriendsdou February 25, 2008

Shank

"Shh - ayne - k"

- adjective

1. Bieng a person of impulsive ambition without regard to fear or consequence.

2. Bieng a person with extordany abilty in verbally coercing the opposite sex into mutual copulation.

Exmpl. 1: " Bub, did you see that? Josh just KTFO'd that supervisor. He is so damn SHANK. "

Exmpl. 2: " I was really attempting to wait until I got married before having sex, but Josh is just so SHANK I couldnt resist. "

by Hauhsoj Wahs February 3, 2010

Shank

The process of masturbating while simultaneously defecating, usually but not exclusively, upon a toilet. It's etymology lies in a combination of the colloquial terms 'shit' and 'wank'.

Henry Ho locked his door for a quick shank.

by shankwanktank November 12, 2009

Shank

To walk up behind someone and pull their pants down by surprise, usually exposing their underwear or genitalia.

Guy 1- "yo man, did you hear what happened to Grace?"
Guy 2- "nah, what?
Guy 1- "Cara shanked her! Now everybody knows she wears red underwear!"

by Al-Tazey December 7, 2010