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Shackleford

The act of shitting in a person’s mouth prior to giving oral sex so as to plumb your shit down their throat with your cock like unclogging a toilet
Diana let me give her a shackleford as a thank you for plumbing her actual toilet pipe
by Thegiraffeoflegend September 24, 2018
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Shackleton

The sheer enjoyment of men wearing ladies underwear when in the company of fellow men.
Wow i had a top shackleton. Forget the castello moment, that was a real shackleton moment. These lacey french knickers made me tingle with sheer shackleton.
by S. Todd February 11, 2007
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Shackle cruise

A riff of the term "golden shackle" meaning a wedding band, usually but not exclusively when worn by a man.

To "shackle cruise" is to search a person's ring finger to see if they are either wearing a wedding band, or have the tell-tale impression on their finger that a wedding band is supposed to be there.

Can be done by a woman or man.
"See that hot guy at the bar buying everybody drinks? He's really hot!"
"Yeah, I just shackle cruised him when I went to the bathroom. Let's put it this way, there's going to be a very pissed off wife when that credit card statement comes in."

"Wow, that guy on the weight bench over there is HOT. Wonder if he's gay?"
"I just shackle cruised him and unless he's from a very progressive state, you're out of luck on this one."
by BumBumBubblegum November 20, 2011
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smackless

To do something in an utterly tasteless manner. Cheap tacky way of trying to look good but failing dismally.
Their interior decoration was smackless,

He looked smackless on the ski slopes.
by Nick Lubner January 2, 2015
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Ms. Shackleford

Stop being a Ms. Shackleford.
by HCMS student February 21, 2018
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Get Shackled

'Get Schackled' is a slur used by the schackler/s to the shackled victim/s. It refers to the opposition getting so dominated that they cant say shit, move freely or do anything. It is especially used if an enemy team are stuck in thier base.
Blue team: "This teams WEAK!, they can't even get out of thier spawn!"

Blue team Pwner: "GET SHACKLED! bEETCHES!"

Red team: "We are SO getting shackled :("
by W.J November 3, 2010
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Shackled My Sherlock

A form of Cock-Block from a grossly obese female, you were sure would have sex with you.
"Hey Matt did you get with jenaveve?"
"Naw man, she totally shackled my sherlock!"
by Andy-514 July 23, 2008
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