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septic shock

when you stick a hotdog up ya booty hole
you get septic shock if you stick a dirty dawg up ya coochie
by MYFRENDING February 9, 2021
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suck the septic tank

Two meanings:

1:A person 'drug addict' that would do anything for a hit/high.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Meaning everyone goes to the toilet, so perhaps someone had drugs In there system.

2:a person who uses sexual acts as a way to get through life.
1:
"He'd suck the septic tank if he could"

"Have you seen that guys mum, so feral she'd suck the septic tank if she could!"

2:
"How did she get that promotion? Don't worry she'd suck the septic tank if it meant getting ahead"
by Enzothegift February 9, 2014
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Septic Tank of Awesomeness

Something that looks like shit (figuratively or literally), but is actually good. Named for the Hawthorn Hawks (AFL team) whose yellow and brown uniform makes them look like a septic tank of shit and piss, yet they are awesome despite the colour of their uniform.
Dane reckons the septic tank of awesomeness are gonna kick Geelong's arse tonight.
by munkychump April 4, 2013
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Jack septic eye

"who's jack septic eye"
"oh thats just moh being silly again"
by cricket06 November 17, 2022
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Jack Septic Eye

This would look great on a mug
by Cochoco August 2, 2018
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septic slurper

one who commits the act of digging up a septic tank, cutting off the top, and proceding to slurp up the shit inside. Often, swimming can occur as well
mike panz is a fucking septic slurper
by RAMROD October 10, 2003
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septic tank whale

beautiful human being. confident in their body. intelligent like whales. filled with joy
damn! that sure is a good looking septic tank whale! i wish i could date her.
by drizzydrake13 November 18, 2023
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