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Sealioning

Sealioning is a term used to describe the actions of villains who demand "citations" for things that are prima facie true, in an attempt to harass and silence facts that give them cognitive dissonance.

As you can see on this very page of definitions, conservatives will even Sealion the term "Sealioning," because it diminishes their capacity to use this fascist tactic.
Person 1: An orange is an orange.
Troll 1: Can you provide a link to your claims?
Troll 2: Yeah, if you can't provide a link to prove that an orange is an orange, we own the libs once again!
Person 2: Don't worry, they're just Sealioning you. They're either bots, or just morons.
by the modhatter May 9, 2023
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poppin a seal

To pop the seal of a codeine bottle // open a codeine bottle
Lyric in song "and you know I'm poppin a seal"
by Pilllow gang March 6, 2018
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A Separate Peace

A homoerotic book depicting sexually-frustrated young adolesents. Narrated by Gene Forrester, the paranoid gay emo kid.

Sparknote even says so.
A Separate Peace, aka literature porn

"...and I lost part of myself to him then, and...this must have been my purpose from the first: to become part of Phineas."

"Brinker's healthy, determined, not over-exaggerated but definate and substantial buttocks"
by Bubble Tea November 9, 2007
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Seal Cotton

Something bizarre or shocking that would provoke a WTF response. The origin of this phrase is the French phrase "ouate de phoque," which translates as "seal cotton," but sounds remarkably like "what the fuck."
-Wasn't the Kikkoman Soy Sauce video the weirdest thing you've ever seen?
-Yeah, it was all kinds of seal cotton.
by carpe_noctem December 24, 2009
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Jumping Seal

A sex position that involves the man standing up with the woman holding on to him with her legs wrapped around her, his penis in vagina and then the woman starts bouncing up and down or the man thrusts her up and down.
" Cmon lets try doing the jumping seal. I heard it's great "
by Johnny Big Tits September 2, 2011
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Phony Navy SEAL

An idiot who pretends to be a Navy SEAL, but never was one. Some phony SEALs do it to impress chicks at a bar, and others do it because they want everyone in their life to believe that they were a Navy SEAL.

Usually, the type of person who does this had a less than glorious job in the Military. Many haven't even served in the Military at all.

Real SEALs are humble about their jobs, and do go around bragging about being one. Phony SEALs are the opposite. They can't wait to tell someone that they're a Navy SEAL, and will go on with endless bullshit stories about it. They like the "ooo and aaahh" reactions that people give them. They want to intimidate people and get respect. All because they're not winners, and never did anything notable in real life to earn any respect in the first place.
"Hi, my name's John Smith, I'm a Navy SEAL and I've done a lot of ""black ops"" in foreign countries and killed a ton of people!"

"What class were you?"

"My what?"

"Your BUD/S Class....?"

"20 Bravo Delta 1"

"You fucking idiot, you're a Phony Navy SEAL! Now I'm going to smash your face in!!"
by High and Dry March 24, 2013
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kill two seals with one club

Accomplish two goals or achieve two ends with one action or plan.
She: The boss is incredibly efficient at organizing his time and conserving his energy.
He: Yeah! His secret is that he knows how to kill two seals with one club.
She: What???
He: You know, accomplish two things at once.
She: You're gross!
He: Thank you.
by ring-tailed roarer April 19, 2010
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