An ugly, dumpy version of Strong Bad with a beer belly and a comb-over. Walks around with a grocery bag from Aldi which is full of unknown contents, save for a melty candy bar which he chews on very loudly while standing too close to you in line. Has a tendency to say things that are not quite one thing, and not quite another. See below for example. He is believed to smell like Pea Soup. Also, he lives behind a bush and pops out as you walk by. He's so cool, you don't even know he's cool. Recently opened a Mortgage service.
1:
Senor Cardgage (popping out of bush): Oh, excardon me!
Homestar Runner: ... (singing) I dunno what that means! And you still smell like Pea Soup!!!
2:
Senor Cardgage: I have to be going, Ethel. I have some important lines to stand in.
Strong Bad: Will I ever see you again?
Senor Cardgage: Excrobably not.
Senor Cardgage (popping out of bush): Oh, excardon me!
Homestar Runner: ... (singing) I dunno what that means! And you still smell like Pea Soup!!!
2:
Senor Cardgage: I have to be going, Ethel. I have some important lines to stand in.
Strong Bad: Will I ever see you again?
Senor Cardgage: Excrobably not.
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2. An Oriental who frequently hangs out with Mexicans, and speaks better Spanish than most of them.
2. An Oriental who frequently hangs out with Mexicans, and speaks better Spanish than most of them.
Mexican: "Mira que este chino tiene olores de pescado!"
TRANSLATION:(Man, this Oriental stinks like fish!)
Oriental: "Perdon, estuve en el rincon de la concha de tu mama."
TRANSLATION:(Pardon me, I was hanging out in the corner of your mom's vagina.)
MEXICAN: Man, this guy is a regular Señoriental.
TRANSLATION:(Man, this Oriental stinks like fish!)
Oriental: "Perdon, estuve en el rincon de la concha de tu mama."
TRANSLATION:(Pardon me, I was hanging out in the corner of your mom's vagina.)
MEXICAN: Man, this guy is a regular Señoriental.
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