Home of protest crazed liberals and fish throwing coffee drinking tech junkies. A very open and diverse place populated mostly by whites with a strong asian influence. A gay friendly city that approved a marijuana initiative. Plagued by meth use, bank robberies, high unemployment and traffic congestion.
I protested world trade, got an abortion, founded a startup, caught a fish, robbed a bank, lost my job, and shot someone on the road all in the same day!
by Evan January 04, 2005
The land of the coffee addicted ecofriendly exercise freaks; Seattle has lovely views, Starbucks at every turn, and constant rain. If planning a vacation, don't forget your granola, rainboots, northfaces, and nalgene. Home of the Spaceneedle where you can pay way too much for a elevator ride, we also home microsoft, boing, and top-pot donuts! Where grunge music and Jimmy Hendrix were started and ugly sensible shoes are socially acceptable, Seattle is full of funk and naked bicycle races. Come soon!
by SleepySophz# March 13, 2011
this is the worst place to live on the west coast. It has 2 seasons, rain, and construction. The professional sports teams are all shitty choke artists. There is traffic during all hours of the day and it's basically just a colder portland. except there are no titty bars. Just streets filled with smelly forgieners, pretentious democrats, crank heads, and accidents caused by extreme overuse of cell phones. it also has the highest proportion of single moms there. So there must be lots of deadbeat dads and/or women who are bitchy enough to keep a man away from his own child.
Seattle is Portland's retarded sister.
by Messyjiggler November 22, 2011
as a name it would mean:
athletic, smart, short, this guy would always know what he wants. all the girls would like him, but he would never really date, just mess around until he found that girl.
he is almost perfect, and a good friend.
athletic, smart, short, this guy would always know what he wants. all the girls would like him, but he would never really date, just mess around until he found that girl.
he is almost perfect, and a good friend.
by hrhCofVegas March 12, 2009
Cutting a wound on a body part (eg leg) and inserting a penis into it. It is critical that person who is Seattling ejaculates inside the wound that has been made. The origin of this word goes back to this spoilt, yet very fine private school in New Zealand and it was made for a spoilt kid who moved to Seattle. This kid who moved to Seattle loved buying people C*lvin K*ein underwear and enjoyed riding his longboard. Once he was pushed off his board by Allan *arpenter and he ended up with fractured skull. This boy also loved saying "Lets spark it up!" and very much enjoyed watching entourage.
by B33kay August 10, 2011
Birthplace of Starbucks, Home of the 2001 Mariners 116-game win season and the 2005 Super Bowl Champs Seahawks. Nickname is the Emerald City. Also has numerous parks, and the sight of "Jump City: Seattle" on G4 TV.
by cecilofril August 12, 2011
I went to Seattle last week, and it was so windy that my Starbucks cup lid blew off and all of the coffee blew in my face. Never going back, I'm staying in Portland.
by trueportlander December 07, 2013