scrummie

a nasty horribly deformed scrotum that smells

wow you have a huge scrummie!

by PvtRyan August 27, 2003

Scrimmage

To have sex with, play the skin flute, flog the dolphin, best three seconds of your life

"Man, Rachel looks insane tonight, I'd sure love to scrimmage with her!"

by Falcor96 February 6, 2009

scrimimage

its the most amazing word ever and its the
only universal word in the english language

e.g. ouch, that scrimimage!
scrimimage?
he scrimimaged on and on
get that scrimimage out of my anus, now!

by tim gaucafoley July 20, 2008

summage

Originatin in NZ apparently. Means to shut a person up with a quick, witty comeback.

Chick1: U look like sloppy seconds wit all those fellas u've been through
Chick2: Well you've had so many pricks u lyke a second-hand dartboard

(cue for chick2's friends: Yo, you just got summaged!)

by OzZiE pRiDe June 4, 2005

Scruffage

Any of life's basic pleasures, as defined by the person whose scruffage it is.

Can fall in to any category - good food, cigarettes, drugs, etc.

... and Snuckle-puss was allowed his scruffage. For what is life without one's scruffage?

by deadlift500kg November 27, 2010

Scrimage

Used in the term "Line of Scrimage," meaning the area between the balls and anus.

Thank God I wiped backwards and didn't get anything past the line of scrimage.

by LouTwoSix March 17, 2009

srrimmage

shaving a dislexic harry crishna's balls so close to his scrot that he cnt sit down

tom b gave creg srrimmage

by craig reddem March 12, 2004