Screwbared

The same as Fubared, but a lighter application.

That tank battalion got Screwbared because 1 of it's tanks got Fubared.

by backotruck January 25, 2012

screwballishe starengazers

American-German word meaning Astronomers. Probably came up after WW II when imported German scientists influenced the scientific language with such creations as "blinkenlichten" and "springenschnappen"

Those screwballishe starengazers - they work at night and sleep all day.

by Hardyconfused January 24, 2013

Screebler Juice

Liquid excreted in the act of hardcore homosexual intercourse.

Did you hear Lopez and Oscar went hard last night?

Yeah man! Dude that place reeked of Screebler juice!

by Screebler Steve March 11, 2014

screwball

Somebody known for screwing people over, not in a serious fashion, typically used after you (personally) have gotten screwed over. ex; such as taking a small amount of weed when your not looking, or taking the rest of the booz after you got drunk.

Guy1: hey man you got some dank stuff...can I peep?
Guy2: Sure, it's the best. I'm actually gonna run real quick to the bathroom. I've known you for years don't pull some shit like running to your car with the bag.
Guy1: ok. *waits till fully in the bathroom* *takes a decent sized nug and tucks it in sock* *whispers to self* Ayy I mean I didn't fully screw him over like everyone else, I guess this is okay.
Guy2:*comes back* Alright thanks man.

Guy1: "hey my dad wants me home, so I am going to bounce, peace out dude" *nug falls out of sock on the way out*
Guy2: "..whats this... *picks up nug* ..that fucking #screwball did it again.
Guy1: *looks at phone text* (text from guy2): "you dropped "your" nug, I'm weighing out my bag..if it is over 2 grams then you owe me, otherwise don't do it again. I'm watching you bro, next time your not allowed at my house"
Guy1: fuck! At least it wasn't a 2 gram nug. I have to take something else since my cover on my daily nug routine is gone. For now, time to screw someone else, *calls guy 3*
Guy 3: *phone buzzing* *looks at guy 4*
Guy 4: oh hell naaa, I ain't in the mood for this screwball, I finally got a new xbox controller
Guy 3: *picks up* *talks quickly*yo bro sorry i'm at work, picked up a shift till midnight. Don't call me until then or I have to shut off my phone. *hangs up* guy 4: YO we gotta bounce before this cheesecake comes and checks the driveway for our cars. Once a screwball, always a screwball.

by screwmastah P November 21, 2015

Screwbered

Getting screwed over by an Uber driver in any way, shape or form. Poor driving, body odor, getting dropped off two blocks from your actual destination.

I just got screwbered. My driver farted the whole time and dropped me off on the next block over.

by Lesliekkc June 21, 2017

Screwhole

Mild insult. Polite substitute for "asshole".

That guy just pulled out in front of me without even looking. What a screwhole!

by Beeblebrox4President August 17, 2017

Screwpile

1. When a man doesn’t know how to use his penis during a copulation and instead of using his hips, he uses his whole torso. As a result the woman is usually struggling to breathe when she’s bottom.

(simple): when a guy hasn’t learn the art of throwing dick so he’s only good while lying down.

Tommy’s a screwpile; his sweaty chest was all over my face and I couldn’t breathe cus he put all his weight on me!

by kurtblunt November 4, 2018