Schlonger 

The next step up from a ‘Schlong’, where you’re granted the ability to be scientifically defined as a tripod.

He told me he was big, but I wasn’t expecting him to have a schlonger! I don’t know if I can handle it!

Schlonger by TheDukeofDic March 18, 2021

schlongeater79 

literally the hottest and funniest person alive

Chris Evans: " Oh yeah mean and schlongeater79 are 4liferz🤞🏻."

schlongeater79 by caroldanversbitch June 4, 2021

Scondage 

The art of enjoying and savouring baked products whilst amending the pronunciation of key words without any justification.

“Kirsty really enjoyed demonstrating scondage by telling people the incorrect manner of pronouncing the word yoghurt whilst savouring a baked product.

Scondage by JFM78 November 16, 2023

Schlodged

When someone is in the middle completing something but they get utterly obliterated. It is an onomatopoeia for the property that slush has when you step on it.

Bob was in the middle of his final projected when he got schlodged by his professor.

Schlodged by untab March 1, 2024

schlodge 

The wet water that comes out of slush when you step on it.

The schlodge squirted out of the slush when I stepped on it.

schlodge by untab March 1, 2024

Schlondike

Schlondike (noun, slang, humorous)

A prized or “rare find” in a sexual/attraction sense (like someone being especially desirable)

or an unexpected win

A playful, made-up term combining “schlong” and “Klondike,” used jokingly.

"He wasn’t even my type at first… lowkey a schlondike situation.”

“I wasn’t looking for anything, then you happened… total schlondike.”

Schlondike by smorewhore March 18, 2026