Sarcasthole

Someone who is both clearly Sarcastic and an Asshole. Hence Sarcasthole. Also someone who is being sarcastic in an assholish way.

Dude, you're being a real Sarcasthole

by Bright Hat June 16, 2010

Sarcasm World Championships

The Sarcasm World Championships take place annually in April and the host city is determined by the previous winner's nationality and ability to host the event in a convenient city.

I'll pay you when I receive my Sarcasm World Championships prize money.

by No Hemingway June 15, 2020

Schrodinger's sarcasm

When someone says something and based on the reaction of others will claim their previous statement to be sarcastic.

Phill: i think your an idiot

Rob: didn't you fail your GCSEs
Phill: jesus i was being sarcastic
Rob: i think this is a bit of schrodinger's sarcasm

by Scat_lord May 29, 2020

sarcks

SARCKS are SARCasm delineation marCKS. Defined by set of parentheses surrounded by a set of asterisks, they are used to clarify a sarcastic tone in an e-mail, text message, or other typed correspondence. Any text between these marks should be read in a sarcastic tone. Much like quotation marks show speech, sarcks show sarcasm.

*(Sure, I'd love to work your Saturday morning shift.)* is a good use of sarcks, Thus letting your slacker co-worker know that not only will you NOT be working their shift, but it was ridiculous for them to ask you to in the first place.

by Mo Goldstein December 14, 2008

Sarcasm

Because beating the crap out of people is illegal.

I speak English and sarcasm.

by FlamingElf October 26, 2011

sarcasm

A tongue of which the user speaks of something the complete opposite of what the user means. It often has the best comedic value.

Ex. 1: "I'm okay. Don't mind the gaping wound and the sword protruding from my back. I'm fine. Feel like a million fucking bucks, dammit."

Ex. 2:
"Is your car stuck in the mud?"
"No, no, of course not. I'm only practicing how to spray mud using my tires.

Jackass."

by Drake Aldan April 6, 2004

Sarcacetious

(adjective) : sar-ka-see-shus

Basically being sarcastic and facetious at once. (Sarcasm without being condescending)

I wish Shane would shut the fuck up with his sarcacetious commentary.

by Shane McGehee July 22, 2008