national samson day

national samson day is the day where you celebrate samson, give him thongs, candy, chips, and dragons. celebrate your friends and hace them twerk for you!

“it’s national samson day! let’s go rob his house!!!”

by mamajillschicken March 21, 2021

Reverse Samson

A sexual act that involves a man shaving a woman's head and then expanding her temple.

Q: Whoa! Did Delilah shave her head?

A: No, man. I gave her a Reverse Samson last night!

by SRSTD April 22, 2009

Samson

A foolish boy who says dumb things in Health Class and has PTSD

He was a Samson

by KidFromHealthClass September 23, 2019

Samson

Corny french nigga

“Bonjour” says Samson

“Shut up fag”

by unknownmango May 22, 2025

Samsonator

a ugly islamophobe autistic british nigger

samsonator is islamophobic

by piggiewiggiedigge February 12, 2023

Samson Dinning

No mates.

That kid has no mates 💀
Yeah I know! He’s such a Samson Dinning

by Johnathan Binglebone Williams October 3, 2022

Samson Dinning

Samson Dinning is a cute little beast of a man who will attempt to kiss, hug or touch you. He can be bi-polar as f*ck sometimes but he’s usually nice. Sometimes he jumps on top of you and grabs you by the collar and assaults you. He’s also a part time drilla who begs for attention and friends.

Samson Dinning jumped on me yesterday, what a drilla.

by Johnathan Binglebone Williams October 3, 2022