national samson day

national samson day is the day where you celebrate samson, give him thongs, candy, chips, and dragons. celebrate your friends and hace them twerk for you!

“it’s national samson day! let’s go rob his house!!!”

by mamajillschicken March 21, 2021

Reverse Samson

A sexual act that involves a man shaving a woman's head and then expanding her temple.

Q: Whoa! Did Delilah shave her head?

A: No, man. I gave her a Reverse Samson last night!

by SRSTD April 22, 2009

samson uwan

hot bitch

Person 1: OMG DID U SEE SAMSON UWAN IN SCHOOL
Person 2: YEAH HES HOT

by samsonuwan May 4, 2021

Samson

An empowered black man is not afraid to take risks, even if it takes them into unknown territory. A strong man that is destined for greatest. He’s smart, funny, sweet and most importantly, gives you love like no other. A business man that knows exactly what he wants out of life. He’s unmatched in the bedroom and can make you laugh whenever you’re having a bad day. He can make your heart skip a beat and make you trip over your words. He challenges you and actually teaches you a lot. The best person you could ever meet. You ever meet a Samson, you keep them.

If I had to be with someone, it would be Samson.

by GoddessLoveAura March 18, 2024

Samson

Corny french nigga

“Bonjour” says Samson

“Shut up fag”

by unknownmango May 22, 2025

Samsonator

a ugly islamophobe autistic british nigger

samsonator is islamophobic

by piggiewiggiedigge February 12, 2023

Samson Dinning

Samson Dinning is a cute little beast of a man who will attempt to kiss, hug or touch you. He can be bi-polar as f*ck sometimes but he’s usually nice. Sometimes he jumps on top of you and grabs you by the collar and assaults you. He’s also a part time drilla who begs for attention and friends.

Samson Dinning jumped on me yesterday, what a drilla.

by Johnathan Binglebone Williams October 3, 2022