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midget sailing

The sexual act that involves a small person.

If a man inserts his fully-stiffed penis into small person's anus/vagina, he can start to rotate the small person around his penis, thus imitating the act of turning the sailboard wheel - giving him an unique grinding sensual pleasure.

Rotation can be also invoked by slapping the small person really really hard.
Man and his wife fighting: "You bitch, if you were a midget, I'd slap your ugly face so hard, I would be midget sailing till next Tuesday!"
by doublerainbowomg September 7, 2010
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Sailing

The fine art of getting really wet, really cold, going nowhere really fast, while spending large amounts of money
Sailing owns, though
by jackts9999 May 4, 2009
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saiki

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Pussy Sailing

a term that means looking for girls/pussies.
looking for wiling girls to have sex.
"Man, It's been a rough week."
"Yes, we should go pussy sailing."
"Indeed"
by De Jay Hemmingston January 18, 2010
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saima

It is an arabic word, mainly used for females. It is drieved from Arabic word "Saim" which means some one who is fasting. Fasting is an Islamic religious event in which every muslim forbids eating and drinking from dawn to dusk during the month of Ramadan.
Saima is on the telephone line.
by Moizuddin Khawaja April 16, 2008
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Saamiya

A beautiful strong and independent girl who you can rely on
You wish you were saamiya
by Notsaamiya November 4, 2018
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Sailing on the Pumpkin Tide

Refers to becoming drunk while alone in order to enhance one's creative process. Probably originated in the webcomic Problem Slueth.
Person 1: Can you come over tonight?
Person 2: No, I've had some ideas rolling around so tonight is going to be for sailing on the pumpkin tide.
by Analog_man June 18, 2011
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