STP

Suck the pussy or stroke the pussy

He knows how to STP dry!!!

by BigBootyRed87 March 27, 2011

stp

the craziest fucking drug ever took one hit and i was naild off my trolly

i went to the carnival on stp

by MRmerc April 23, 2006

STP

n.
Street Team Points
Credits of 1.50 for threadless.com given when a user refers new users to the site.

Also commonly used as a verb

Glennz on Sep 14 '07 at 10:47pm
Hey, did you get those STP's?

Arzie13 on Sep 14 '07 at 10:50pm
Nope, sorry. STP me again

by EL dot TEE dot September 30, 2007

STP

Sooner Then Possible

I want that report on my desk STP. I don’t care how late you have to stay at the office tonight!!

by AK247 October 1, 2008

STP

Super Tiny Penis. Originated from a few school kids as an inside joke, it now has become a major disease. STP is carried among "slortches" (look that up) and spreads by the touch. It's a serious disease and labs all around the country of Siberia are trying to stop it. Case closed

"Ew stay away from him(or her), (s)he has STP."

by Jesse the Pimp December 9, 2008

STP

Sperm Transmission Protocol

I rooted this chick through STP and overflowed her buffer to gain access to her kernel.

by Demonophage May 25, 2008

STP

An abbreviation for Sexually Transmitted Problem. Any negative effect caused by sex.

I've got an STP, my computer got a virus while I was looking at online porn.

Friend: I think my girlfriend's pregnant.
Me: Sounds like you have an STP.

by Jesse Hattabaugh May 17, 2006