Squirtle Squirt

A phrase you say when on the brink of a squirting orgasm.

"So I was banging this one bitch, banging her so good, that when she was about to squirt she yelled "SQUIRTLE SQUIRT!" Shit took me by surprise bro."

by devindeannadretimrachaelbrooke January 14, 2015

squirtle vagina

when you finger your girlfriend and she squirts like the Pokemon Squirtle.

Bob: dude my girlfriend squirted like squirtle when i fisted her last night

Jack: wow your girlfriend has a squirtle vagina

by frozzz January 23, 2010

Ninja squirtle

A stealthy shart that sneaks up on you without warning.

I was on my way to the bar when *BAM*, Ninja Squirtle attack.

by L0L0 June 9, 2015

Awkward Squirtle

when someone makes a FAILED pokemon reference

made up in Smiles's BlogTV show

"I like to spank my mankey sometimes"

wow that was an awkward squirtle

by PwnsTehNubs September 30, 2008

Slimy Squirtle

A gooey blue turd that occurs after drinking an excessive, maybe hospitalizing amount of blue gatorade

Cooper - “Just got out of the hospital and finally the slimy squirtle came out!”
Michael Jordan - “that’s great news buddy”

by isaachatestonyramsay December 13, 2019

super squirtle

the act of filling your ass with water, or any other beverage, and farting it out into the air or someones face (including your own).

my neighbors lawn needs to be watered so im gonna go get kyle to super squirtle all over it!

by cheif1nut December 30, 2013

Dirty Squirtle

When you ejaculate in a girls mouth and she swishes it around her mouth mixing the cum with saliva and spits back at you

Guy: I ejaculated in her mouth because all girls like that.
Guy2: ok...
Guy: But she said "Im squirtle!" And spit it back at me!
Guy2: So she gave you a dirty squirtle!?

by Whitelightning24 April 21, 2017