Some geek
dude who is actually quite cool because he can shoot web out of his wrists without bleeding to
death and wears a blue and red costume. Has a
gay flash animation dance on the internet and looks for Mary
Jane when it rains.
He's slightly cooler than Chuck Norris because he can swing around buildings without hitting them and dying in a gory mess.
But like all the other superheroes, he pales in comparison to Batman since Batman can throw a Batarang and still save the day.
Spiderman is cool because he can fight Chuck Norris
"My Spider sense is tingling! It's raining and Mary Jane's T-shirt is getting
wet and see-through!"
"I'm not
gay, no no way, but watching me dance will make you
gay."