Homeless person, not quite outcast enough to have resorted to sleeping under bridges, prefering instead to use up the hospitality of everyone they know in turn.
by Miranda The Mosher March 21, 2004
A person that stalks chat rooms all day, usually unemployed and sits on theirs sofa all day with their laptop. A sofa boy has been known to create Shadow Puppets to justify his non-existant life.
by VenusIce June 28, 2005
A willy which is cleverly disguised as a sofa/settee/arm chair. It can be a perticularly hairy sofa willy for detail.
Imagine a typical willy shape which would be drawn on a school desk. Put two circles on in the middle of each bollock. Add a stump at the bottom of each bollock to make the feet of the arm chair. Add other details such as material on the back part of it. You now have a Sofa Willy.
by Joelle Millard April 01, 2007
by Cooky November 09, 2007
When after you butt fuck your girl she shits all over your white sofa and you're force to blame it on the dog.
*after pulling out*
Brandon: What the fuck just happened?!
Haley: Sorry, I couldn't help it!
Brandon: Did you just white sofa me, bitch?!
Brandon: What the fuck just happened?!
Haley: Sorry, I couldn't help it!
Brandon: Did you just white sofa me, bitch?!
by jivjam February 15, 2011
Some one who's so painfully stupid that the only way to define them is that they have a brain made out of upholstery.
Gerard: Man did you hear what that MP was saying?
Felix: I know dude! Talk about ignorant...
Gerard: Goddammit bro too true! What a Sofa Head!
Felix: I know dude! Talk about ignorant...
Gerard: Goddammit bro too true! What a Sofa Head!
by Clever Locust April 25, 2013
by Slewcake November 09, 2019