by Standoc September 6, 2007
Get the sift mug.When you have a fear of chalk or cannot touch anything with a "chalky" feel like teachers chalk, sidewalk chalk, blackboards, chalkboard erasers or even books that seem to have a "chalky" residue on them. Also, when you cut your finger nails and you cannot touch anything for a certain period of time because your fingers are too sensitive so to say. You may feel "sifty" or have "siftiness" if:
1. you cringe when you touch chalk or chalkboards
2. you cannot touch anything for a certyain period of time after cutting your nails
3. have a larger reaction than most other people when the chalk or chalkboard squeaks
4. if while you were reading this you cringed at anytime
Disclaimer: If you have "siftiness" or ever feel "sifty" please join our cause and ask for a small dry eraseboard from your teacher when you are asked to write on the board so that you do not cause a "sifty" reaction to chalk.
1. you cringe when you touch chalk or chalkboards
2. you cannot touch anything for a certyain period of time after cutting your nails
3. have a larger reaction than most other people when the chalk or chalkboard squeaks
4. if while you were reading this you cringed at anytime
Disclaimer: If you have "siftiness" or ever feel "sifty" please join our cause and ask for a small dry eraseboard from your teacher when you are asked to write on the board so that you do not cause a "sifty" reaction to chalk.
by JAN JAN THE DANCING MAN January 11, 2009
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Sarah: “i am so tired, i barely slept last night”
Hannah: “why not..?”
Sarah: “i was binge-watching the new season of Stranger Things... haha, siftw”
Hannah: “why not..?”
Sarah: “i was binge-watching the new season of Stranger Things... haha, siftw”
by HeLlYeAhFuCkInGrIgHt January 14, 2018
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Get the Softmore mug.When someone is passing gas and you don't hear any loud fart vibrations, but clearly hear the gas excrete.
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"You guys be quiet, listen to this sift"
"You better not eat more than 5 White Castle burgers tonight because they next day you'll be sifting all day"
"You better not eat more than 5 White Castle burgers tonight because they next day you'll be sifting all day"
by Tone Da Bizzy December 30, 2007
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1)To blend in/push in with other people, generally to ones advantage. A sifter is one who sifts, and is generally looked down on.
2) To come on to/ spade someone without any encouragement.
1)To blend in/push in with other people, generally to ones advantage. A sifter is one who sifts, and is generally looked down on.
2) To come on to/ spade someone without any encouragement.
1)Hey, that guy just sifted into the queue. That's not fair, we've been waiting far longer than that sifter.
2) Ew, Kelsey won't leave me alone. He's such a sifty bastard.
2) Ew, Kelsey won't leave me alone. He's such a sifty bastard.
by PlumTea May 29, 2004
Get the sifter mug.A person who uses internet or leetspeak in offline conversation. Generally derogatory. Comes from sif and tard.
by TheJackMan February 1, 2005
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