Shwank

Having a shit and wanking at the same time 😂

Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:
Kieran: right imma go and have a shwank

by Kieran Redford September 17, 2019

Shwank

The act of being Shwanky, to be cool and full of life and energy, to have the ability to look cool a bad looking outfit, or be able to make the best of a worst situation.

"Bro did you see that girl last night, she had that shwank."
"Really? Man I wish I could get with a girl that had shwank."

by Magmaboyx8 May 18, 2021

Shwank Exit

When you leave and do not say goodbye

“Oh Connor got up without saying goodbye, he did a Shwank Exit”

by connor gabay January 15, 2024