Hot chick: “girls should have all the same rights as men, were exactly equal.
Bitch Shifter: “Nah I totally agree Susan haha wanna get outta here?”
Bitch Shifter: “Nah I totally agree Susan haha wanna get outta here?”
by Squiddydacraccin April 5, 2020

The Dire Shifter. Massive naturally born creatures of magic. They stand heads above other shifters. These are the top of the proverbial food chain of shifters. Not all Shifters are Dires, but all Dires are shifters.
He was a terrible Dire shifter, probably because he wasn't a Dire shifter. In fact he wasn't any kind of shifter at all. Well now that was pointless.
by arthuryourbeloved April 5, 2023

Chase-shifter: Someone who is constantly running around and changing without any regard to previous commitments, nuances, or things that at one time they may have somehow convinced themselves that they wanted.
Usually, the are missing fingers due to prior mafia bonds prematurely severed.
Usually, the are missing fingers due to prior mafia bonds prematurely severed.
"Dude, that guy just chase-shifted so fast that I think he forgot to remember his keys... and his integrity."
Chase-shifters are hard to keep track of - one minute they want educational reform, the next they want to control a dictatorship.
Chase-shifters are hard to keep track of - one minute they want educational reform, the next they want to control a dictatorship.
by vonsac August 5, 2010

by Dr. Sven May 27, 2006

Bob wants to think he is in full control of his car so he paid extra for a set of pussy shifters.
Only fags use pussy shifters your born with a left foot for a reason "the clutch paddle".
Only fags use pussy shifters your born with a left foot for a reason "the clutch paddle".
by TimeToFap July 28, 2014

by bleeblah June 26, 2006
