Scud

A long, straight, solid turd.

I flushed the toilet but the scud didn't move.

by Bacinuge July 7, 2018

Scud

A person who seems intelligent, well-rounded or good-looking at a glance, from behind or from a distance, but is actually much uglier or less appealing up close. Tend to be self-aggrandizing and overly critical of others, while neglecting things like grooming, work or social skills, and expecting others to just give them what they want.

1. "Hey, how did your date go last night?"

"It was awful! Showed up 20 minutes late, complained the whole time that I wasn't fawning all over them, then still expected me to pay for their dinner."

"Wow. What a scud."

by heydoood June 15, 2019

Scud

(verb) to skip (a rock) across water

ie: scudding rocks

1. Ryan went to the pond with grampa to scud rocks.

by Ryluvskel November 20, 2020

scud

Manchester (UK) slang used to describe a girl who is a thot/hoe/slut

Ay yo Teeqo, that yat is a scud yuno shes known in ends

by yvn_baddie December 29, 2020

SCUD

Throwing a SCUD while playing darts {especially cricket}. You aim at a section on the dart board and miss and hit something of lesser value. The term was coined during the Persian Gulf War . Iraq would launch a SCUD missile but most times didn't hit its intended target but would hit something of value close by.

I was aiming at triple 18's but I threw a SCUD and hit a single 16. I'll take that ... it's better than nothing..

by Alpha67Wolf January 5, 2021

SCUD

Throwing a dart {usually in the game of cricket} that doesn't hit its intended target but usually something of lesser value. During the Persian Gulf War , Iraqis would fire off a missile called a SCUD at their enemy, It almost always seemed to miss it's target but would hit an unintended target close by causing their enemy or civilians collateral damage.

I was aiming at triple 18's but threw a SCUD and hit a single 16, it's better than nothing.

I was trying to hit a single 16 to close it out but threw a double bullseye!~ Hell yes!~ Cha-Ching!~

by Alpha67Wolf January 10, 2021

SCUD

Throwing a dart {usually in the game of cricket} that doesn't hit its intended target but usually something of lesser value. During the Persian Gulf War , Iraqis would fire off a missile called a SCUD at their enemy, It almost always seemed to miss it's target but would hit an unintended target close by causing their enemy or civilians collateral damage.

I was aiming at triple 18's but threw a SCUD and hit a single 16, it's better than nothing.

I was trying to hit a single 16 to close it out but threw a SCUD and hit a double bullseye!~ Hell yes!~ Cha-Ching!~

by Alpha67Wolf January 10, 2021